“Unconditional love should be reserved for one's pets”

How many times has someone said to you that they have unconditional love for you? Do you really buy that stuff? Nah, the only thing that you truly have unconditional love for are your pets. When your pet messes on the floor you don't get rid of them, but if a human being did the same thing knowingly, then you would be sure to get rid of them in a heartbeat. So this unconditional love thing is for the birds.

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